I actually found it kind of surprising when this came to my attention.
1. never knowing how much of the collective sweat pooling everywhere is actually mine. I'd really like to know whether or not I'm getting a good work out...
2. how dehydrated I get and how I seemingly have to all of sudden pee every 30 minutes and put clothes on to make myself even more dehydrated. I need to start stocking my bed with water bottles and bananas.
3. not being able to cum because I watch way too much porn and are too busy trying to follow commands of screaming psycho nymphs.
4. my books and letters fall off the shelves infront of my bed and I have to organize them all over again
-_____- I think maybe I'm turning into the male-equivalent of a cat lady.
5. not being able to make porn.
6. not really having a chance to make witty comments since the only comments involve the words jesus, fuck, pussy, god, and dick. not really much to go off of there...
7. it is not acceptable to watch it's always sunny in philadelphia while recieving oral sex or hitting dat shit from da back.
8. I don't have a full body mirror to watch myself pose-balls deep-or admire how awesome I am. I think this one will soon be corrected, though.
yup.
1. never knowing how much of the collective sweat pooling everywhere is actually mine. I'd really like to know whether or not I'm getting a good work out...
2. how dehydrated I get and how I seemingly have to all of sudden pee every 30 minutes and put clothes on to make myself even more dehydrated. I need to start stocking my bed with water bottles and bananas.
3. not being able to cum because I watch way too much porn and are too busy trying to follow commands of screaming psycho nymphs.
4. my books and letters fall off the shelves infront of my bed and I have to organize them all over again
-_____- I think maybe I'm turning into the male-equivalent of a cat lady.
5. not being able to make porn.
6. not really having a chance to make witty comments since the only comments involve the words jesus, fuck, pussy, god, and dick. not really much to go off of there...
7. it is not acceptable to watch it's always sunny in philadelphia while recieving oral sex or hitting dat shit from da back.
8. I don't have a full body mirror to watch myself pose-balls deep-or admire how awesome I am. I think this one will soon be corrected, though.
yup.
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